Lifesaving Advice

You're- you're going to what?
​Right now?

Oh... I did hear you right.
*sigh*

Okay, if you insist on taking this extremely illogical course of action,
allow me to give you some advice before you continue.

First, when you end up with an arrow in the knee,
you can only blame yourself.

Second, you're either fighting heavily armored opponents or drakes
so try and be fast
and don't fall on your ass.

Third, take your good sword,
not the pretty one with all the gems inlaid.
If you survive this
you'll put on enough of an entertaining show for the crowd
that you won't need it.

Fourth- oh that's that announcer calling you.
Nevermind, your latest adventure awaits.
You probably don't need my advice anyway.

No, go on.
It wasn't important.
Definitely not lifesaving advice or anything.
But you wouldn't want to miss your chance to become a legend
now would you?