The Teddy Bear

Okay, I don't usually do this, but...
I knew that teddy bear was haunted from the moment you picked it up!
I tried to warn you-
but no, you thought it was just the cutest
and the cuddliest
and could never do anything to hurt anybody.

Now the cops are banging on the door,
because that thing killed the neighbor's hamster
and used its blood to paint a giant smiley face on our windows!

I know you still think it's cute-
but seriously!
It's possessed or something,
so if we give it to the police and explain everything
maybe they'll find someone to exorcise it.
Or burn it.
Fuck- whatever we do
it needs to go!

Wait, why are you looking at me like that?
Honey...?
No- please, I'm just trying to save us-
Don't let that thing back in here!